| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't know that you exist |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a fictional character |
if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
(Source: deadcops, via sugarushin)
| me in the morning: | i'm tired don't look at me |
| me at school: | i'm tired don't touch me |
| me after school: | i'm tired don't talk to me |
| me blogging at 3 in the morning: | hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????? |